Do we know yet why the "dead" canoeist handed himself in? Seems like he and the missus had a good thing...

He taught my husband at primary school, and used to throw the chalk board wipe at him, he would walk the corridors making loud noises with his arms flapping at the sides of him so no one could block corridors, my husband says there was a girl in the cl who picked her nose, and he made her go to the front of the cl pick her nose and eat it in front of everyone so she wouldn't do it again. What a nutter, how in gods name did they think they'd get away with it?