I truly love my wife but...?

Chucklehead, a more desirable leader aka Head Weiner I believe could not be found on this universe. If you are able to figure out all these juvenile questions and love problems here on YA then your wife should be solidly behind you as you attempt to reach your goal. And them Nigerian's will most certainly come good on their promise of millions if you supply them with your vital personal information, as we all know there are no scammers on the computer. Besides this money would certainly be helpful with the gas that will be needed in order for you to reach your Zenith. Good luck to you commander Head Weiner and may the Nebullous Galaxy treat you with the respect and wisdom that you so rightly have earned. Thanks for the chuckle and have a great day.