Has any of you ever had flatulence where the bubble doesn't pop until it gets almost up to your lower back?

Registered Nurse here; Now this gives a new definition to flatulence. I would make sure I carried something with me to the bathroom, to pop the bubble with, before it carries you up in the air like a balloon. Also take a baseball bat with you, for anyone ping this much gas, might just poop a Bear, and would need something to knock it in the head with.